Enzo trusted me with his life.
So I turned off my emotions. I left my friend to die. After that everything was fine
❝ Ugh. You’re killing me with this sap.
— and here I had high expectations. ❞
[ careful, allison — — — you might actually get under his skin. ]
❝ Well, if we’re being totally cliché here ; I’m gonna have to say — — —
surprise me. ❞
❝ Well, let’s not be too hasty.
You haven’t seen everything yet. ❞
❝ Adventurous. I like it. ❞
[ — and sarcastic. she’s ticking all the boxes already. ]
❝ Name’s Damon by the way. ❞
outofcharm. just a quick psa to let you guys know i’m flying overseas in a couple of hours to visit grandparents and family. they’re old people and technologically challenged which is why they don’t have internet connection so this is a semi-hiatus of sorts.
i’ll try and hit as many starbucks cafes and places with free wifi as i can but if i can’t then i hope you all have a wonderful christmas, a happy new year and an awesome holiday break.
You’re such a dick— remind me why I stick around you?
Actually I did. They have a liquor store there and I brought back some top notch Bourbon, whiskey, and in the spirit of the holidays: peppermint schnapps.
Because I’m your dick.
[ yes, he’s aware how that sounds. the extra filthy smile is just for show. ]
See, thisis why I keep you around, Ric.
—— Your good taste in alcohol and ability to keep up with my snark.
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more like so you can write lesbian smut with me
well now that you mention it…
reaaaaally tempted make a female!damon verse just so i can make it an AHS: coven au